"What does?" I was wondering what the FedEx package John got today was.
"We switched to Apple?" He didn't sound especially pleased.
"Yeah. When they said they were upgrading everyone, I expected something like your person's laptop. Not one of these...."
"They're just - completely different...." He got it booted up. "Now what?"
"Dunno," Scaramoche said, coming over to look. "I've never used one. Just an iPhone. Some of my human-type friends have those.....
"Do you know anyone who knows anything about these?" John was at a loss.
"Swan does, I think. Where is she, anyway?"
"Upstairs. Something about rehearsing for the Spring Talent Show," I said.
"Oh yeah. The Woodstock devas do that every year. I think she said they're doing Oscar Wilde's Salome."
"I would, that they presently bring me in a silver charger..."
"Silver charger?" JT, aka Herod, looked skeptical. "Man, Apple's getting all fancy-schmantzy with this new release. WHich one is this, iPhone ten or something?"
"JT, stick with the script, willya?" Zephyr, aka Herodious, sighed.
Swan, in character, took a deep breath. "The head of Jablome."
"I told you we should have picked The Glass Menagerie..." Swan said, laughing as well.
"Swan? You got a sec?
"What is it?"
"You know how to set up a MirrorBook, don't you?"
"Yeah. I'll be right down."
"Okay, what do I do here?" John was looking helplessly at the screen.
"Okay, launch System Preferences...."
"Is it - oh good, it's syncing up with the server..."
"If they did this right, you shouldn't lose anything. Were these your folders before?"
"Yeah. Looks like everything's here. I just hope I can get to all my stuff. I had a lot of files on the main server,"
"They should have thought of that," she said.
"Okay, here's the new emails...." He opened one and frowned. "Okay, what do you devas know about the Unseelie?"
"They're jerks," Scaramouche said. Well, she actually described them as something else, but I won't repeat it here.
"And they're not supposed to be here now. It's the season of the Light Court," Swan added.
"Okay - but first, how do I hibernate this thing?
"Here. It's called "Safe Sleep."
He hibernated the computer. "So what else about the Unseelie?"
"What's all the interest int he Unseelie?" I said.
"There have been some reports of attempted abductions and a reported attempt at swapping out a newborn in Boston for a changeling," he explained. "It was foiled by an observant nurse in the maternity ward."
"Are they sure it isn't the Seelie?" Scaramouche said. "You can't trust some of them, either."
"The Seelie wouldn't normally swap roadkill for a newborn," he said.
"Um - no. Ew." Swan made a face.
"I haven't heard anything around here," Scaramouche said.
"I haven't, either. I'll ask Tallulah if she has," Swan said.
"Yeah, where is she?"
"Bearsville. Where else? She told me to tell you she ran into one of your New York friends up there last summer."
"Cheetah Chrome. When he was up there putting down the track for "Bad Blood."
"No way. And she didn't tell me?"
Nice. And she didn't tell ME, either? How come the devas get to meet all the cool people?
Swan is a tan Pukifee Mio. Tallulah will probably be here next month.
Bonus pic - Paisley and Swan